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Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)
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Shhh... Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde Candle (Kraft Label)

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This Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde candle is for when you just can't even because Mercury's in Retrograde and it seems like nothing is going right. From miscommunication, to tech issues, to the reappearance of your ex. What!? Light up this Mercury Retrograde candle to have a good laugh and take the edge off. As the label reads, it's infused with airplane mode, ducking autocorrect, tech support "you gotta be kidding me" & a hint of "hold my beer."

There's a mantra printed along the top. It reads, "I am calm and relaxed (lol, just kidding)" because really, how can you be calm and relaxed during retrograde?

This "shhh, Mercury's in F*cking Retrograde" candle makes a wonderfully humorous and unique gift for your astrology-loving friends.

Our Mercury Retrograde candles ship free in anywhere in the US.

Note this is a high-quality, non-toxic candle made in the USA. It comes in three fragrances: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, or Sea Breeze.

Details:
-100% natural soy wax blend
-Non-toxic (no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dies, or phthalates)
-Natural color (no dye)
-Average burn time: 50-60 hours
-100% cotton wick
-9oz
-Height: 3.25"
-Diameter: 3"
-Design and copy ©Zodiology, All Rights Reserved

NOTE! Keep burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn candle 3 to 4 hours of each lighting and trim wick to 1/4". Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.